11 Things You Only Know If You’re a Mum of Boys

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     1. How to do a ‘stand up wee :

Yes, you have to teach them. If you thought boys went straight from the potty to carefully aiming their peepee into the toilet, you’d be wrong.
This means helping them hold their willy and execute the all important ‘shake’ at the end, leading to funny looks in public loos or when engaging in that other small boy favourite, ‘the wild wee’ (used to describe any outdoor wee action).

2. The names of all the Thomas The Tank Engine characters:

They’ve helpfully put a song with the names in at the end of the programme now. Perhaps to assist mums who commit the cardinal sin of confusing Henry and Percy. They’re both green, and trains, what do these children expect?

3. Your genitalia is an object of ridicule :

‘Mummy, why do you do wees from your bum?’ ‘Why don’t you have a willy?’ or even, ‘What is that?’ are just some of the comments likely to be directed your lady garden’s way if you have sons.

                                   

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